1, 2, 3, 4...

"Have you ever seen that before?"

"No..."

 Stars in my eyes. 😍

Be still my beating heart...

Doctor Rosenrosen.

Yorkshire. IYKYK.

It is funny when someone tries to hurt you and you end up getting the most fun you've ever had in your entire life. And I can do it all free of guilt. Life is just full of surprises.

Zippity-doo-dah zippity-aye!

Oh, and about those two weeks in San Francisco...

 Cinco Di Mayo's on Tuesday. In the night, I still hear mama weeping. :'(

There ain't nothing better than a nice piece of ass in your hands.